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The All African American Team
November 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
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Here’s an offseason time waster. I recently read a cursory online conversation in a forum about the best “All African American Team” in baseball history, which got me thinking … who would I take on such a team? It seemed too easy to come up with the answers at any position except third base. For whatever reason, there haven’t been many exceptional African American third baseman, unless you count Jackie Robinson, who played more than 250 career games at third. The rest of the positions are fairly predictable. You don’t even have to look any further than Hall of Fame inductees:

1B — Take your pick from Willie McCovey, Pops Stargell, and Eddie Murray

2B — Joe Morgan

SS — The Wizard or Ernie Banks

3B — Jackie Robinson or maybe Ray Dandridge

CA — Elston Howard or Roy Campanella or Josh Gibson

OF — Too many to even bother listing, but I think I’d take Rickey Henderson, Willie Mays and Hank Aaron as my starters with Mr. October and Kirby Puckett as the late-inning pinch-hitters and Lou Brock the late-inning pinch-runner.

SP — How about a four-man rotation of Bob Gibson, Fergie Jenkins, Satchel Paige, and Rube Foster. On their off-days, Gibby and Paige can close out games in a pinch.

But then I thought, what if I limit myself to players not in the Hall of Fame? Then things get a little more interesting. That list includes current or recent players who haven’t had the chance to be inducted yet (or just don’t have the votes to date). Here’s what I came up with (and keep in mind we’re talking African Americans, not simply “Black,” which for some would include Latin players):

CA — Catcher is historically one of the whitest positions on the diamond. The recent influx of Latino backstops doesn’t help matters in this case, because we’re excluding Hispanic and Latino players. So the pickings are slim. I first thought of Russell Martin, but he’s too green. Then I thought of another Dodger, Johnny Roseboro, he of the famous Marichal riot incident. Roseboro was a four-time All-Star and two-time Gold Glove winner, but his offensive numbers (a career .249 hitter with little pop) look pretty woeful — probably a byproduct of playing at Dodger Stadium during the heyday for pitchers in the early-to-mid ’60s. Charles Johnson eventually popped into my mind. He was a fairly mediocre hitter — despite some power — but a four-time Gold Glove winner. I thought about going all the way back to the 1930s and the Negro Leagues to grab Quincy Trouppe, who, according to Bill James, was a “perpetual” .300 hitter who walked a lot, a regular All-Star, and a switch-hitter. Trouppe had a cup of coffee with the Indians in 1952 at the age of 39. But I’m sticking with Johnson.

1B — Lots of more recent options at first: Cecil Fielder, Mo Vaughn, Fred McGriff, and Derrek Lee. But this is a no-brainer: Frank Thomas is my guy. Of course, he’ll eventually join that Hall of Fame list, but for the time being he qualifies for this team.

2B — Lou Whitaker or Willie Randolph? You want more staunch defense, then how about Frank White? Delino DeShields, Harold Reynolds, and Johnny Ray are options, too. Speaking of Ray, don’t forget Ray Durham. But for my purposes, this is a three-horse race between Lou, Willie, and Frank. Whitaker was above average with the glove and developed into a decent power hitter with good plate discipline. In his prime he was capable of 20+ home runs and a .370+ OBP. He was a five-time All-Star, a four-time Silver Slugger, and a three-time Gold Glover. Randolph gets overlooked to a degree, but he was a six-time All-Star whose career marks for OBP and AVG mirror Whitaker’s. What Randolph lacked in pop by comparison, he made up for in better speed on the basepaths. But he wasn’t as good with the glove. White, by contrast, was exceptional with the glove — one of the best to ever play the position. He won six consecutive Gold Gloves (8 total); Whitaker’s three wins broke up White’s streak. And White turned into a decent power hitter (for a middle infielder) late in his career. But he was inferior at getting on base (sub .300 career OBP). His defense isn’t enough to tip the scales in his favor, and I like Lou’s total package over Willie’s, so Lou Whitaker makes the team.

SS — Shawon Dunston is my man. … Just kidding. Garry “with two Rs” Templeton? Great trade bait to land Ozzie Smith in STL. I hate Jeter and A-Rod. No way either makes my team despite their credentials. So I’m taking Barry Larkin before his sure-fire Hall of Fame induction next year. Good speed, good batting average, above-average pop for a middle infielder, and he would’ve won more than three Gold Gloves if not for Ozzie.

3B — There have been so few African American third baseman that I almost have to consider a guy like Hubie Brooks. Luckily, there are a few more viable options: Bill Madlock, Terry Pendleton, and Bobby Bonilla. Bobby Bo gets the boot right away because he was just lousy in the field. Pendleton was the best fielder of the bunch, by far; Mad Dog the best pure hitter (seriously, dude won four batting titles and finished in the top five three other times). I’ve got solid D up the middle, so I can afford to slack a little at the corners. My pick is Bill Madlock.

LF — Left field allows me plenty of options. Do I take Sarge Matthews? Hal McRae or Dusty Baker or Tommy Davis? There’s Lonnie “Skates” Smith and Kevin “World” Mitchell. Greg Vaughn. Don Baylor. Joe Carter. Bo Jackson. George Foster has gotta be considered. Albert “Joey” Belle was a monster at the plate. So was Bonds, but he can kiss my ass. Carl Crawford is a stud. All these players are deserving of a discussion, and you can’t go wrong with Belle or Bonds or Crawford or Foster. But for me it’s a two-horse race between Tim Raines and Ron Gant. In Gant you get 30 HR power and 30 steals a year. His low batting average holds him back, but for a brief period he was one of the most exciting players in baseball. But Rock Raines is my guy. Blazing speed on the basepaths, a superb hitter, and an on-base machine. He was Rickey Henderson Lite.

CF — Well, Mickey Rivers would be a fun one. Ellis Burks could hit a little. I loved watching Ray Lankford and Willie McGee. Kenny Lofton could fly around the bases. Curt Flood is probably the best fielder of the bunch. There’s a pair of Davises that could be dynamite: Eric and Willie. Granderson and Upton should be fun to watch for years to come. And that Torii Hunter guy can play. But man, none of ‘em could hold the jock of the ’90s version of Ken Griffey Jr.

RF — For the sake of brevity, I’ll just tell you I’m not taking Strawberry, Baines, Justice, Dye, or Sheffield. Andre Dawson is not the best hitter listed here, but he’s the most well-rounded player of the bunch.

SP — We’ll start with a pair of oldies but goodies: Don Newcombe and Vida Blue. Newcombe was a huge guy for the ’50s — 6-foot-4 and 225 pounds. Newcombe won the first-ever Cy Young Award in ‘56 when he went 27-7 with a 0.989 WHIP. He was also a helluva hitter: in ‘55, a season in which he went 20-5 on the mound, he also hit .359 with 9 doubles, 7 homers, and 23 RBI. Vida pitched for Charlie Finley’s outstanding A’s clubs of the ’70s. He won 20 games three times and struck out 301 batters in ‘71 as a 21 year-old. (Suck on that, Lincecum.) It will come as no great shock that I’m taking Doc Gooden. Seriously, who wouldn’t? I need another lefty to compliment Blue, so C.C. Sabathia it is. If I needed someone to walk the bases loaded then strike out the side, I’d select J.R. Richard to round out my rotation. But I’m going with Dave Stewart instead. Unfortunately, that doesn’t leave any room for Oil Can Boyd or Blue Moon Odom. Still, that’s pretty nasty rotation. Now on to the pen …

RP — Lee Smith is my man! He’s also the only African American — no shit — in the top 50 on the career saves list. I’m gonna pass on Mike Jackson and Heathcliff Slocumb and LaTroy Hawkins, but thanks for asking. But I will take a flier on Tom Gordon. Mudcat Grant was a pretty darn good reliever at the tail end of his career, so I’ll nab him. We’re gonna need a lefty, and even though he’s a bit flaky I’ll take Arthur Rhodes (he does have the 11th-best K/9 ratio in MLB history). And we’re going to let Donnie Moore off the hook for that one bad pitch to Dave Henderson and admit that he was a pretty darn good closer for three seasons.

Here’s my righthanded heavy lineup:

LF Raines (.385 career OBP, 808 career steals)
SS Larkin (.371 career OBP)
CF Griffey Jr. (.371 career OBP)
1B Thomas (.974 career OPS)
RF Dawson (.482 career SLG)
2B Whitaker (.363 OBP)
3B Madlock (.365 OBP)
CA Johnson (.330 OBP)

Considering that three of those players are going to be Hall of Famers — and you can make a good argument for two others, Raines and Dawson — that’s a lineup that would probably hold its own against the Hall of Fame African-American team discussed above. If this team has a glaring weakness, it’s probably the pen, where I couldn’t think of many great options once I got beyond Smith, another guy that probably should be in the Hall.



Wise words
May 18, 2009, 1:26 pm
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“You see, in the last fifteen years baseball has needed help. This is becoming a tired, predictable game. It is overexposed on television. It is moving too slowly to maintain a hold on this fast-moving era. And, probably worst of all, it has become so commercialized, and the people in it loaded with so many gimmicks, that it all reminds you of the front window of a cheap department store.”

—Jimmy Breslin, sportswriter, 1963



My new bike
April 19, 2009, 1:00 am
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After much deliberation between a Raleigh that was bit sportier (and pricier) and a Trek that was a bit sportier (and pricier), I chose a different Trek, the Allant, for my new commuter. I pick it up on Monday and am quite excited to begin riding it.

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Building my own playoff contender
October 2, 2008, 1:54 am
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The arrival of the MLB playoffs have brought my sporting thoughts back to baseball. The Cardinals bored me to death down the stretch this season, playing .500 ball as the team fell out of the playoff picture. So I’m a bit rejuvenated by the playoffs, despite my favorite team’s omission. I’m actually excited to root on the Rays, whom I’ve seen on TV just once this year. Hopefully my rooting for the Rays will go better than my rooting for the Angels, who need all the help they can get against the Red Sox. (Unfortunately, things aren’t looking so good right now: L.A. is down 4-1 in the 9th and former Danville Dan Jonathan Papelbon is heading into the game.)

Anyway, here’s my attempt at a late-night diversion. I’m building my own playoff contender by selecting the best players from this year’s playoff teams, but with a budget of $80 million. (Let’s be real here … I’m not attempting to do this for the Rays’ ‘08 payroll, roughly $44M.) That’s a modest budget. The three most expensive MLB teams this season — the Yankees, Tigers, and Mets — didn’t make the playoffs. However, the next five teams on the list all made it: the Red Sox, White Sox, Angels, Cubs, and Dodgers. The Phillies spent in the $90M range, and the Brewers came in at $81M. So I’ll see what kind of team I can build with Milwaukee’s money, which would place my fantasy team squarely in the middle of the financial pack. Financial figures are based on this year’s salary, even though I’m theoretically building a team for next season.

CA — Russell Martin, Dodgers ($0.5)

This is no easy choice, as Geo Soto looks tempting, and I’ve got a thing for Mike Napoli, too. But Martin is my man thanks to his .385 OBP, and he comes cheap at $500,000.

1B — Ryan Howard, Phillies ($10.5)

Maybe a no brainer, but I really like Mark Teixeira as well (dude hit .358 after being traded to L.A.). But Howard gives me a phenomenal clean up hitter for a couple million less.

2B — Dustin Pedroia, Red Sox ($0.4)

All due respect to Dustin Pedroia, but he’s no Chase Utley. Still, the difference between him and Utley is not as severe as the difference between my next selection, Rollins, and the rest of the shortstops in the playoffs.

SS — Jimmy Rollins, Phillies ($8)

Rollins gives my line up some much needed speed. 47 stolen bases. Only caught 3 times!

3B — Evan Longoria, Rays ($0.5)

Most offensive production for a 3B among this corps, and he’s $14.5M cheaper than Aramis Ramirez. Plus he’s a league-average fielder, so he won’t hurt me with the glove.

LF — Carlos Quentin ($0.4)

Carl Crawford, Jason Bay, Pat Burrell — all good choices. Manny Ramirez and Alfonso Soriano — both great choices. But I’m looking for bang for my buck, and that means I’m choosing either Ryan Braun or Carlos Quentin. Braun was surprisingly adept in the field this year, better than Quentin. Buck I like Carlos’ on-base abilities.

CF — B.J. Upton, Rays ($0.4)

So Torii Hunter is a fine candidate, but he makes too damn much money. Besides, I want more speed in my starting lineup. Luckily, there are plenty of speedy CFers to choose from, including Jacoby Ellsbury, B.J. Upton, Shane Victorino, and Matt Kemp. Surprisingly, Upton is my choice. His 16 assists by far led MLB center fielders this season, he has great range in the field, he reached base 38 percent of the time, and he swiped 44 bases. Sign him up!

RF — Jermaine Dye, White Sox ($9.5)

My team skews incredibly young so far, so I’ll opt for some veteran presence with this pick. Vlad had the worst season of his career this year and he’s too pricey anyway, so Dye is my man. With so much youth on my roster, I can roll the dice with Dye and his 34-year-old body.

For my N.L. bench, I’m choosing Shane Victorino ($0.5), Mike Napoli ($0.4), Andre Ethier ($0.4), Ryan Theriot ($0.4) and Mark DeRosa ($4.8), and Kevin Youkilis ($3.0).

Total position player salary: 14 players, $39.7M

Lineup:

Jimmy Rollins

Russell Martin

Carlos Quentin

Ryan Howard

Jermaine Dye

Evan Longoria

Dustin Pedroia

B.J. Upton

Rotation — righties Daisuke Matsuzaka ($8.3) and Rich Harden ($4.8), and lefites Scott Kazmir ($3.8), C.C. Sabathia ($11.0), and Cole Hamels ($0.5)

I thought about adding Joe Saunders and Ted Lilly or Jon Lester to make it an all-lefty rotation. There’s plenty of ways to build a rotation with the choice starting pitchers available on these teams. Hell, you could just give me the Angels’ starting five and I’d be set.

Pen — righties Jonathan Broxton ($0.5), Carlos Marmol ($0.4), Grant Balfour ($0.5), lefties Matt Thornton ($0.9) and Hideki Okajima ($1.3), plus closer Jonathan Papelbon ($0.8).

Good luck reaching base against this crew. I wanted to add Jamie Moyer for long relief, but I’m out of roster space.

Total pitching salary: 11 players, $32.8M

So that brings my overall payroll to $72.5M, leaving me some breathing room at the trade deadline. See, it’s not so hard to build a winning team on the cheap.



George Brett’s loose bowels
September 24, 2008, 10:37 pm
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Not one, but two George Brett poop stories, as told by Mr. Pine Tar himself (crank your volume). I love that he segues out of this disgusting story in the most nonchalant fashion: “Who’s the pitchers in this game?”

Update: controversy!

Another update: Apparently the Poopy Police have been yanking down the videos. Here’s a new link to the video.



All things sports randomness
September 15, 2008, 10:44 pm
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Let’s start with the big, bad news: my job is likely caput for good, which did come as a total surprise that I suppose I should have been more prepared for given the fact that nothing was set in stone when I went back to work for the potential new owners (who are still just that, potential). Given the fact that I recently applied for six jobs in town that I felt I was qualified (and in some cases over-qualified) for and received zero call-backs, I don’t know what the future will hold for me. But I do have one sports-related quest to pursue. It’s a lofty goal, so I’m not holding my breath. But we’ll see.

Speaking of the recently jobless, I was shocked that the Brewers fired skipper Ned Yost today. I’m guessing that had much to do with the general attitude of the team, because I can’t figure out why else one would fire the manager of a team in a playoff race, despite a recent slide. Take my team, for instance. Since getting off to a hot start in April, the Redbirds have played exactly .500 ball. The Cardinals were tied with the Brewers for second place in the N.L. Central at the close of play on July 31. Since then, the Cardinals have gone 17–21, and the Brewers have gone 23–18. Yet Tony La Russa remains in control of his ball team. Man, I hate the guy. I’ve watched fewer games as the summer has progressed, mostly due to a general “I just can’t take it anymore” attitude when it comes to the skipper. Nearly every move he makes or doesn’t make irks me. To scratch my baseball itch while avoiding the frustrations of following La Russa ball, I need to find a suitable secondary team and follow them as much as possible. Last year in the playoffs that team was the Indians. This year I’ve decided I’ll follow the Twins, if they make the postseason, and the Rays, who are hard not to love as they battle for supremacy against the Red Sox and Yankees.

Illini basketball recently hauled 30 jerseys into the rafters of the Assembly Hall, the first time the university has honored players in such an obvious fashion. This is a direct result of Deron Williams’ recent success on the national/international level. The university likely felt it couldn’t honor him specifically without also honoring countless others who have come before him. The list of players honored is largely predictable, so we’re left to argue the merits of Kiwane Garris (who didn’t make the cut) versus someone like Jim Dawson (who did make it). Leave me out of that argument. I’m glad the university is finally realizing that by celebrating your past in traditional terms (the jersey treatment), you can help secure your future (by encouraging all those great players to return to campus and energize the program and its prospects); but I’d rather argue the merits of the ‘08-’09 incarnation. Looking over the schedule for next season, I’m pegging the pre-conference record to be 11–2, with losses coming in the championship game of the Padre Island tourney (likely to Texas A&M) and either at Vandy or versus Mizzou. (I think the Illini will handle Clemson, probably the best team they are playing in pre-conference, at home in the B10-ACC “Challenge.”) The pre-conference schedule is laughably easy for a power-conference team hoping to make the NCAA Tourney. D-Mac will be averaging 18 a game by the time B10 play kicks off.

The Bulls are six weeks away from launching their new campaign, and still there’s no decision on the inclusion of Ben Gordon, who a month ago vowed not to sign the Bulls’ one-year offer. I’m incredibly anxious to see how Derrick Rose fits into the offense, and how his role impacts Kirk Hinrich. I’m hoping that Rose will take immense pressure off Hinrich to be a “playmaker” while also freeing him up to be the beneficiary of Rose’s drive-and-kick penetration. Call me silly, but I see Hinrich as a key to the team’s success this season. He needs to revert to his career-best shooting form of ‘06-’07, especially if Gordon is no longer on the team. I think the Bulls’ defense will improve this year with increased effort, but the team needs to improve its outside shooting accuracy if they have any hope of making the playoffs. Hinrich and Nocioni will need to step up big, because we can’t count on much improvement from Larry Hughes, Thabo Sefolosha, or Rose.



Pure jealousy
September 7, 2008, 9:57 am
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Some day, I will finally make a baseball park road trip of my own. In the meantime, I will live vicariously through Listmaker.

Find more goodies from Listmaker and Co.’s Rocky Mountain baseball trip at his blog. All of the videos are entertaining.